Welcome to Mystic Mysfits Marketplace! We are a group of burnt out, disabled, queer millennials who are sick and tired of being abused by the capitalist machine. We're fighting back with shiny rocks, smelly herbs, and ancient incantations.
Our passion started out as an unrivaled creative flow, cranking out art with reckless abandon. Somewhere in the middle we crashed and burned along with many online shops and torn up sketchbooks. We then got ‘real jobs’ and expanded our horizons to being subjected to workforce, forming muscle knots so deep in our shoulders our ancestors can feel it, and crying in industrial freezers eating frozen cheese. Once the spirituality kicked in we got our shit together and started down our magickal paths.
We can to help you expand your craft by providing you with spiritual resources and tools your average metaphysical shop is missing. Our services are backed by years of studying and practice, and we guarantee we can provide you with the means to take your craft to the next level.
We focus on keeping our footprint small. Our packaging will always be sourced from recycled material, be recyclable, reusable, or even compostable. Our products are culturally and environmentally conscious; you will not find White Sage, Palo Santo, or other herbs that are endangered and sacred to a closed practice.
Spirit keeper, divinator, jack of all trades artist. I am an autistic, disabled trans man. My story with the occult begins with middle school sleepovers trying to summon demons on Ouija boards made of paper plates and a nickel (didn’t we all?). Since then I have upgraded to working with spirits and deities through trances and any divination tool I can get my hands on. My work focuses on connecting people to their magic and helping to bring harmony between realms. My art is inspired by the spirits I work with and the magic that exists around us.
I specialize in connecting people with their spirit guides through divination or hypnosis. I have been doing hypnosis for 3 years and tarot for roughly 10 years. I believe that everyone has a guide or a magic source that they can tap into and work to guide people along their spiritual awakening by helping them communicate with the other side, whatever that entity may be. I am interested in working with entities and spirits from any and all religious or cultural background. My quest is to open one’s eyes to see the magic in the mundane.
Right now, somewhere in Michigan, there is a pink cryptid. Rumor has it that she takes the form of a humanoid chaos entity, and if you’re not careful, she’ll end up in your garden beds or burning weird symbols into loose wood. It is said that she roosts with an aquatic bear-man and a chonky canid spirit. Believers refer to the creature as ‘Brittani’, but other than word of mouth, there’s little evidence that Brittani is even real.
In all seriousness, I am a chaos witch specializing in folk and ancestral magic. I work with several gods, each having a hand in the products and services I provide here at the shop. Two chaos entities in the roster make me especially good at helping navigate during times that are difficult or destructive. While I probably won’t go breaking into your flower beds, I do get some sound gardening advice from Persephone I’m happy to share. My expertise however, is in magical wooden works. It brings me so much joy making everything from candle holders to divination boards, knowing people want the stuff I make to be a part of their craft.
I am a queer, disabled, and neurodivergent trans man, working to dedicate my life to honoring this earth. My spiritual practices are rooted in working with the cycles of life and death, leading me to work with both living beings and their remains. Growing up, I was always obsessed with the natural world, but it took me a while to come to terms that it was a spiritual connection, not a scientific one.
My spiritual work now encompasses a wide range of practices, however there is almost always a physical creation process involved. I practice mainly as a druid; working with plants and ritual to create teas, incenses, and other items you will find in the apothecary. However, I also channel my energy into death work by including bones and banes in my spells. I specialize in cleansing, hex breaking, protection, and other aspects of magic that touch the 'shadow' side of the craft.
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